if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.
KERPLINK IS THE CUTEST
"no my love, you cannot go off to war"
"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"
"against the fuckboys
can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar