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We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’


“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle … ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’

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- Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via light-thematch)

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luxwing:

demosexual:

i did it

OH MY GOD

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Anonymous asked: Nooooo! You shouldn't eat too much fruit because it's really high in sugar and too much sugar will make you gain weight. Everything is good in moderation.

little-miss-curvy:

nivueniconnue:

1. This isn’t true

2. Don’t tell me what I should do I didn’t ask for your opinion

3. I won’t stop eating fruit because it “will make me gain weight”. I eat for my physical and mental health not my appearance

4. I’m so tired of people thinking gaining weight is the worst thing that could happen to me

5. Unsolicited advice isn’t good even in moderation

Best response I have seen to being given advice you didn’t ask for. Awesome job

bottomdeann:

earthsmightiesttimebomb:

make-love-not-whorcruxes:

ilove-andrewgarfield:

HE IS SKIPPING.

THIS IS QUITE HONESTLY THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

baby antelope

When watching this part of the movie my friend said “just skip it out bro, just skip it out”

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"All the hardest, coldest people you meet,
were once as soft as water.
And that’s the tragedy of living."

- Iain S. Thomas  (via bruisinq)

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"Some people are good at being in love. Some people are good at love. Two very different things, I think. Being in love is the romantic part—sex all the time, midday naps in the sheets, the jokes, the laughs, the fun, long conversations with no pauses, overwhelming separation anxiety … Just the best sides of both people, you know? But love begins when the excitement of being in love starts to fade: the stress of life sets in, the butterflies disappear, the sex becomes a chore, the tears, the sadness, the arguments, the cattiness … The worst parts of both people. But if you still want that person by your side through all of those things … that’s when you know—that’s when you know you’re good at love."

- Matthew Healy (via stfuami)

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